Tuesday 01 June 2010 at 3:37 pm
The blog entry is about the F word.
What the fuck? You don't know what the F word is. Sigh!!!
Mea Culpa! Not your fault. It is quite offensive, no? More offensive than BC, MC, BsdK, LkB ?These are some of the usual terms used in our local derived languages in all its locally derived richness.
The word Fuck, many times, either from people with authority (HR) or the receiver, is termed and reacted to as a very offensive term. Usage of the word fuck is kind of blasphemy. In organizations, its usage can lead to harassments (to all those ultra fuckin' dumbs) and terminations. Sigh!!
Well! Yuck! to all those, who think that way.
Fuck is the most neutral word to express all kinds of feelings, be it anger, agression, disappointment, love, sex, celebration or anything else you can think of.
- Fuck you man
- I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.
- Fuck! It is painful.
- It was fuckin' amazing
- Let's fuck
See. How offensive it is. Now let's localize it with its equivalents.
- BC, Saala
- BC/MC, I'll kill you
- BC/MC, it is painful
- G phat gayi. It is so painful
- MC. Maza aa gaya
See. How nice it is. Not offensive at all. One can always argue that those words are not required to be used in the local languages, rather it is offensive terms not preferred. But be honest and ask yourself if you haven't used them when expressing yourself.
So when someone uses the F word, there isn't really a good reason to make those fucked up faces and feel offensive. The person is just making use of the best expressive neutral word to express himself.
At least, this way, while expressing himself, he still is sparing families and friends. So go ahead and make use of this wonderful F word and educate people on its endless possible usage. Or else if you still don't get it, I got 2 words: Fuck You.
Sunday 14 August 2005 at 03:14 am
1)
#!/bin/sh
if ! [test -f /dev/chick]
echo “Forgetting something?”
exit 1;
fi
mv /dev/chick ~/bedroom
touch chick/breasts
unzip chick/dress
rm -f chick/bra chick/panties
clamscan chick/*
rm ~/pants
cat ~/penis >> chick/mouth
cat chick/mouth | grep -v `cat ~/penis` > chick/mouth # To take it out…
cat ~/bedroom/nightstand/condom >> ~/penis
mount ~/bedroom/chick
fsck && fsck && fsck
umount ~/bedroom/chick
while [ -f ~/bedroom/chick ]; do
sleep 5
done
… but this is from the guy who has /dev/acd0 symlinked to /dev/chick so he can giggle every time he uses his cdrom
2)
who | grep -i blonde | date | cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
3)
(java can be sexy)
import Sex.Bed.*;
import Sex.Protection.*;
import Sex.Position.*;
import Sex.Partner.*;
public class Fuck extends Sex.Forplay {
private Partner me;
private Partner otherPerson;
public static void Main(String args[]) {
boolean lastPostionMissionary;
otherPerson = new Partner();
// commented out to enable god mode
//me.stamina = 2;
//me.climaxLimit = 10;
//me.minutesUntilNextActionAfterClimax = 20;
me.stamina = 99999999999;
me.climaxLimit = 9999999999;
me.minutesUntilNextActionAfterClimax = 0;
System.out.println(“How’s
YOU doin…”);
addProtection(Protection.CONDOM);
changePosition(Position.DOGGY);
lastPositionMissionary = false;
while(me.notClimaxed) {
for(int i=0; i<400; i++) {
thrust();
}
if(lastPositionMissionary) changePosition(Position.DOGGY);
else changePosition(Position.MISSIONARY);
}
}
private addProtection(int type) {
me.genitals.accessories[me.genitals.length] = type;
}
private changePosition(int postition) {
switch(position) {
case Position.MISSIONARY:
this.me.energyLevelRate = -0.3;
this.me.pleasureIncreaseRate = 9;
case Position.DOGGY:
this.me.energyLevelRate = -0.13;
this.me.pleasureIncreaseRate = 13;
}
}
private thrust() {
me.energyLevel = me.energyLevel*me.energyLevelRate;
me.pleasureLevel = me.pleasureLevel*me.pleasureIncreaseRate;
if(me.pleasureLevel >= me.climaxLimit) {
me.climax();
sleep(me.minutesUntilNextActionAfterClimax*365);
}
}
}
4)
Heres a lisp version of Programming, Sex & Rockn’roll
(defun life (x)(cond ((equal ‘programming x) (life ‘sex))
((equal ‘sex x)(life ‘rock-n-roll))
((equal ‘rock-n-roll x)
(life ‘programming)
(t (“I am in a coma”))))
5)
Sex in ASM
Oh well, this sex would be pretty fast, no more than some milliseconds. :)
_asm
{
mov BX, 69;
mov DX, 69;
mov AL, 69;
do_the_thing:
in DX, AH;
out DX, AL;
dec BX;
or BX, BX;
jnz do_the_thing;
}
6)
Another Shell program (csh)
if ((sizeof($penis) < 5) || $job == “programmer”){
unlink(”/usr/local/bin/sex”);
exec(”/usr/local/bin/masturbate”);
} else {
exec(“setenv SEXLIVE true”);
exec(“setenv MULTIPLEPARTNERS true”);
exec(“setenv HOTGIRLS true”);
}
7)
With *nix goodies
updatedb, locate, talk, date, cd, strip, look, touch, finger, unzip, uptime, gawk, head, apt-get install condom, mount, fsck, gasp, more, yes, yes, yes, more, umount, apt-get remove —purge condom, make clean, sleep
8)
Silly sex implementation in PROLOG
not optimized (+ a bug) ;)
sex(Partner1, Partner2) :-
Partner1 \= Partner2, % no, masturbation is not sex =P
gender(Partner1, X),
gender(Partner2, Y),
X \= Y, % it CAN’T happen, so don’t try :)
thrust(Partner1, Partner2, N),
omg(Partner1, Partner2, N).
omg(P1, P2, N) :- N >= 999999,
assert(baby, 1) ;
N >= 9999999999,
assert(twins, 1) ;
gender(P1, X),
X = male, N < 0,
assert(viagra(P1));
gender(P2, X),
N < 0, assert(viagra(P2)).
thrust(Partner1, Partner2, N) :-
gender(Partner1, X),
X = male,
assert(penis(Partner1, Partner2)),
retract(penis(Partner1, Partner2));
gender(Partner2, X),
X = female,
assert(penis(Partner2, Partner1)),
retract(penis(Partner2, Partner1)).
Courtesy:- Orkut
